The state capital and largest city of Ohio. A small-to-medium sized city and 16th largest in the U.S., with about 700,000 in the city and another million in the metro area. It will NEVER have the profile of New York, Phily, Boston, San Fran, Chicago or L.A. but is more comparible to its peer cities of Indianapolis, Louisville or Kansas City. It's a nice college town with plenty of bars, but keeps a very low profile. It is known for nothing except for Ohio State University football. OSU is the single-largest university in the country by student body. Columbus is a progressive metropolis however with a generally young, educated population, where jobs in high-tech industries are growing rapidly. All in all, Columbus is a nice city to live in with several hip neighborhoods.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 31, 2007
Get the Columbus mug.When a male biped defecates upon the mammary glands of a female biped of the same species. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum and testicles into the fresh feces . The male biped then continues to place his feces covered scrotum and testicles into the females oral cavity forcing her to masticate upon the fresh testicles and feces.
Dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during sex last night and she started yelling at me. She told me to Columbus Cherry Fondue her. I didn't know what that meant so I just took a shit on her chest, dipped my balls in it and then made her suck on them. That shut her up.
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by Ihsahn November 20, 2004
Get the columbus day mug.The act of putting coffee in the cleavage of a women boobs then proceeding to motorboat the women's boobs while Injoying the sweet aroma of the Columbian coffee beans
by Jonboy1070 December 1, 2011
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Samantha thought they were done for the night and turned the light off, but Nick gave her a Columbo in the dark.
by Ramahunty April 28, 2016
Get the Columbo mug.Columbia, South carolina, The Arm pit of the south. Stuck right smack dab in the heart of the midlands of SC. Between the mountains where everyone is supposedly "cultured" and the Low country where everything is nicer, the beach. we have about 4 buildings to our lovely Capital and lets not forget Grouchos and McAlisters! highschool kids love to get drunk and ride out to the middle of no where with their entirely too big of trucks and waste their parents time and money, but thats ok because everyone usually goes to the lovely instate Colleges of USC, College of Charleston and Clemson! everyone loves a south carolina girl though. Let's not forget that everyone is more or less nice in this town!
Plus people get freaked out when it rains, and can't drive in it to save their lives.
Plus people get freaked out when it rains, and can't drive in it to save their lives.
- This is a typical conversation in Columbia South Carolina
A: "i thought that the civil war was over"
B: " What you just said was wrong in two senses...It's not over, and It was the war of northern aggression, my dear."
A: "i thought that the civil war was over"
B: " What you just said was wrong in two senses...It's not over, and It was the war of northern aggression, my dear."
by The Fitz October 5, 2005
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