Colten

Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.

Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp

by Theslay August 24, 2023

Colton K

WEIRD TINY LITTLE MUNCKIN WHO LOVES NIGGAS AND KISSES THEM LOVES SKIBIDI TOLIET

OH HEY LITTLE COLTON K

by Tristan gillandf November 1, 2023

Colton

A real nigga from fl

be careful that nigga colton gone take yo bitch fs

by fl_cracker_4l November 6, 2023

Colton “lethal” Gonzales

Colton’s are outstanding and are funny, they don’t have a care in the world, but when he wants to can be a bad mother fucker and fuck some people up. Comes from the lethal clan as seen in Colton “lethal” Gonzales, and as it says is lethal and to avoid. He makes the best boyfriend and will care for you till the end of time. He also gives the best hugs. Plus he’s a straight baddy.

Colton “lethal” Gonzales is so funny, he’s cut and bad the whole package

by Best_nama_reivwer November 19, 2023

Colton

A bitch-ass punk white boy that smokes too much weed and thinks he’s all that.

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Colton got bitched by some Nalo boys?
Person 2: Yea lol.

by jhwjw November 20, 2023

Colten W. Parker

A YouTuber named Colten W. Parker with a Goal to 1000 Subscribers

Hay do you know Colten W. Parker?

by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023

Colton

Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.

Girl 1: Look it’s Colton
Girl 2: all he does is ask me out

by Randy Philips February 9, 2024