coffee enema

Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.

Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema

by coffeeboy May 17, 2005

coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013

Meat Coffee

Noun: a very suggestive yet SFW way of implying morning sex in conversation.

"Jenny seems like she's in a chipper mood today. Must have been that strong black cup of meat coffee she was talking about when she came in."

by Chocolat_Thunda April 21, 2021

Coffee Bitch

Chick who is always seen with a coffee in their hands. Usually pretty hot yet is very bitchy and self entitled.

Friend A: Damn, that chick with the coffee is pretty hot.
Friend B: Don't bother, shes a coffee bitch, not worth it.

by cmcleod July 7, 2011

coffee in the morning

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night

Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*

by happyefi September 15, 2016

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Navy Coffee

Coffee that is made with an abundance of sometimes stale, no-name coffee grounds, brewed and left on the warmer for at least five hours. Copious amount of sugar and creamer is added to make up for the bitter taste, while pro's that are used to the taste will drink it black with no additives. Having a cup every five hours will keep some one awake, jittery and alert while requiring less sleep. Used by Sea-farer, military, commercial mariners, or any one that needs to keep up with shift work.

"That Navy Coffee was awful but it is the only thing keeping me awake during this night shift"

by watcher of watts April 15, 2014