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Close Parker

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.

2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.

2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
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Closed Water

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"
by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022
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Close

The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital
“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.
by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018
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close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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