Swamp Critter

hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chews tobacco and smokes cigars, clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts; live on a steady diet of government cheese, cheap beer, and slim jims. hobbies include catfishing, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. favorite music includes lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent. talks with a poor grammar and a southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.

man I hate shopping at Wal-Mart, there are always so many swamp critters there.

by Ummie November 30, 2007

critter

that smooth pink luscious moist haven that women have just for lickin and sniffin'

i stuck my face in her critter to taste her essence and swallow the spurts that come from within.

by gunther July 13, 2004

Adolf Clitler

the master of all vibrator users

'Hey, Adolf Clitler gave a vibrator'

by aksjahaha January 13, 2015

clisterfick

Euphemism for clusterfuck.

This administration is a ginormous clisterfick.

by D. Weltner August 17, 2007

they chitter, you ass

Phrase spoken by Pat Carr to describe the sound of squirrels.

Andy: "You should hear those squirrels bark."
Pat: "They chitter, you ass!"

by Fry May 24, 2004

Clitterati

Lesbians who talk on women's issues but with a heavy-slant towards the GLBT community and slag off any woman who is sexually liberated, attractive and gets her tits out for blokes. Feminist tyrants with warty unfeminine faces, small black framed spectacles and unfashionable bob haircuts, spouting misandryst drivel from their hard cruel looking mouths. Hypocrites and weasels, the lot of them.

Who's that butch lesbian over there? Why it's none other than Helen, a member of the local Clitterati.

by Priscilla Pantyliner June 28, 2006

clitterismic

SYNONYMS: super, fantastic, awesome, great, incredible, excellent, amazing

"Oh my God! The hand job Sally gave me was clitterismic!"

by Trevor McCabe July 5, 2008