An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*
"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
*everyone looks around hectically*
"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013
Get the Oven Closedmug. by Wik :) October 4, 2021
Get the close-ishmug. Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door
by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020
Get the Close your garage doormug. by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009
Get the Close Pandamug. Lil Wayne's titular track "Mrs. Officer" embodies the concept of curtain closing as he recounts being pulled over by a female police officer and then having sex with her in the back of her cruiser.
by delilahjones June 20, 2025
Get the curtain closingmug. Hot, nice to people. Will marry a tall, strong, funny, hot man with the initials M.R.S😏😏😏 she is also very beautiful and good at sports
by Hebert ford June 27, 2022
Get the ella janeen closemug. 