Jesus H. Christ

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!
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christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!
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Holy christ on a crotch!

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
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jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.
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Jesus of the Christ

Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.
Jesus of the Christ capped FDR.
by christian madril March 22, 2007
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JESUS CHRIST BANANAS

basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit
"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"
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