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Verdikt Prank Calls

a live show broadcasted on http://www.verdiktprankcalls.com where they make prank calls from the numbers given to them by the chatroom hosted my stickam.com
that pedophile call by Verdikt Prank Calls was so epic
by Verdikt Prank Calls March 13, 2009
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Celeste

A very beautiful female and the perfect girlfriend a man could ask for. One who likes to continously bite. Even though she may win fights its because her boyfriend is being nice to her and letting her win :)
"Im so glad to have a Celeste in my life"
by J Mont December 25, 2008
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4th gen celestial prince

4th Gen Celestial Prince is the perfect definition for Sim Jaeyun a.k.a Jake Sim from Enhypen. His prince-like charm not only captivates engene's hearts but also members, staff, MCs even non-fans. One of his photo was trending (taken offline by k-engenes) and there are a lot of people say he looks like a sculpture in real life. His etheral and unreal visuals makes them want to meet him in person so bad. And of course there's no doubt about his talent, he's all-rounder. Vocal, rap, dance, stage presence, play instruments, he can do it all amazingly.
Who's 4th Gen Celestial Prince? Oh, of course it's Jake Enhypen!
The one and only Jake Sim from Enhypen.
Jake Enhypen is a 4th Gen Celestial Prince.
by jaeyun's lover January 4, 2022
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Celestasaurus

A combination of the name Celeste and a dinosaur. Has a fond taste for kittens. People under this name tend to be a bit cold and heartless.

See Celeste for better definition.
Oh my! That is a gigantic Celestasaurus about to eat us.
by Celestasaurus Enthusiast March 9, 2010
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splinter cell

When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.
Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!
by jjooeerr May 16, 2006
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joe cell

Australian joke about a "machine" supposedly made by a guy called simply - Joe, that never appeared anywhere and seems to be a fictional character.

Nice idea that does not work, because its is founded on quackery and pseudoscience about perpetual motion.
Joe cell is presumably a machine that runs on orgone - the "living force". There is no such thing.
The cell is actually supposed to be a free energy device, a perpetuum mobile which is impossible. It violates the law of conservation of energy.

The cell is actually an electrolizer and a very poor capacitator.
There are claims that the device, composed of stainless steel cylinders with water, consumes no water, which is absurd claim born from the fact that lots of developed hydrogen and oxygen during the electrolysis consumes only a tiny ammount of water, undetectable to sloppy observers.
Hence, it violates the law of conservation of matter, too.

Numerous persistent webpages connected to New Age (again, connected to various paranoical claims about human reptiles, illuminates, masons, etc.), clam that "orgone saturated gasses" are produced, when in fact, only hydrogen and oxygen are exiting the cell. During their ascencion, they mix and form a highly explosive gas (mixture of hydrogen and oxygen is very dangerous) which is the "third unexplainable gas" of "orgone properties".

There are unfinished blueprints all around the internet, and no one except probabbly creators of this myth actually built the "device".

Joe cell and orgone are mistakenly being connected to Nikola Tesla, because that great scientist and inventor is greatly mystified, probably perhaps hi-voltage and hi-frequency electric discharges and invisible things like radiowaves are too much for ignorant people, therefore, they must be magic.

Joe cell is a typical example of hardcore quackery combined with hi-tech stuff that seems magical to uneducated people that never saw electrolysis and do not know even the slightest clue about the world of physics and chemistry.

The Internet is a great place for mumbo-jumbo to inflate to fantastic dimensions, hence the huge number of orgone-related pages. Quackery feeds on human anxiety and ignorance.

It is a wide missconception that this is an alternative energy, but it has nothing to do with this. This is quackery, just like chemtrails and chembusters.

It is most likely an Australian joke that got out of hand and was spread over internet superfast, maybe deliberately.

Joe cell could be described simply as - bullshit.
"That man is running his car on Joe Cell, he's using free energy!"
"Will you shut the fuck up, you ignorant imbecile?!"
by Endimion17 November 9, 2008
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cellardoor

the gateway to a place to store objects that are important to us to keep safe
dust/wine/memories;)old computers and books which you really carnt understand/super hero comics
by Mr X December 29, 2003
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