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cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Cell phone rummaging

When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.

Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.
by ballsinthewind June 23, 2010
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Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything
That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.
by Dunkdog May 24, 2022
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sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.
Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells
by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020
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just a bunch of cells

We’re made up of cells so we’re just a bunch of cells

Pretty damn dank meme page my dudes
“Have you heard of Just a Bunch of Cells?”

“Yeah! I love her meme page!”
by let’s go lesbians August 10, 2019
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Cell-bow

a pain felt in the elbow during extremely long conversations while using a cell phone. Pain can alternate between elbows as you switch from one hand to the other.
"Gotta go man. My Cell-bow is acting up again. Call you back in a few hours"
by Sir Gregory Peppercorn January 23, 2010
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