Carnegie

To use the magical powers from Dale Carnegie's HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE to obtain what you want. To be polite is not Carnegie. Carnegie is only employed with a plan.

-Man how did you pull in three asses at the same time last night?

-Carnegie

by the power broker December 28, 2011

carnival

A less offensive way of saying cunt. Works when few people know its true meaning.

Jason Ellis just called that guy a carnival.

by The real Scotty Mac August 21, 2008

carnes

Adjective. To have the appearance or demeanor of a carnie (carnival worker). A person that is not employable in an office setting. Best chance for employment is as a tilt o whirl operator or a stable cleaner at a county fair.

That girl with the pigtails is totally carnes.

by Cooper45 July 14, 2006

carnicle

a person with huge penis, like a forrest but bigger

look at that forrest, no its a carnicle

by daterape2.0 March 16, 2010

Carnist

Anyone who consumes animal flesh, including poultry, fish, red meat, and other subdivisions.

Julia didn't mind that her friend was a carnist, but when every meal they prepared included meat, she knew she had to leave.

by manata April 12, 2014

carnalval

(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.

I went to carnalval and had so much sex with so many bodacious babes. It was a blast.

by papermachete November 7, 2005

Rape Carnival

Term for a massive amount of sheer pwnage inflicted in rapid succesion. Can also refer to a situation in which you have obtained total dominance over everyone else by annihilating them in abrupt competition.

Double Kill! Triple Kill!...Killionaire! Rape! Rape Fiesta! Rape Carnival!

n00b: WTF just happened? He just killed our entire team with a single noobtube grenade?!
1337: (+60) Rape Carnival!

by Zer0nin January 17, 2009