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Captain America'd

When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.
Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass
by orbitalUncertainty April 7, 2018
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Ship Captain

The ship captain is the person in the fam or your friend group that keeps shipping everybody in the freakin' friend group regardless of whether or not they would make a good couple and also regardless of their sexuality. They are the captain of shipping people, thus known as the ship captain. If you have a ship captain in your fam or friend group then I feel bad for you son. Jk. Ship captains are also really good friends because of their determination, understanding, and total lack of selfishness. Ship captains are usually the leader or the glue of the friend group. If the ship captain feels that a ship is sinking, he or she will immediately abandon ship and get a new ship because they need a ship to commandeer. Ship captains always have a reason to explain how their ship would make a good couple. If you're targeted by a ship captain then good luck because they're like paparazzi and they won't stop following you and your shipmate everywhere and teasing you, thus bringing you closer together, which usually works after what I've seen from what the ship captain has done to my friends and their ships. You can have multiple ship captains in a friend group. But one way to identify the true captain is to check their phone and see if you can find pictures of his/her targets, either photoshopped or edited or real. Also, if they smirk proudly at the mention of one of their ships.
Caden: ugh I've been targeted
Me: Great who's the ship captain this time, it wasn't me
Caden: Grace
Me: Oh ya Grace is a really persistent ship captain
Grace: *runs over* Kate look at this amazing pic I've got
*Pic is an edited photo of Caden and Mackenzie*
Caden: oh my gawd
Me: NICE JOB GRACE
Caden: Youre such a ship captain
Grace: Youre welcome CADENZIE
Caden: UAEDGJKVziucjdkfcvUISRJGKfxbaioaerlkngd
Me: LOL
by KkMoikK July 17, 2018
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captain fingers

a man who does not kiss but just fingers.
by Xx_soulhunter_xX July 23, 2023
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Captain Torres

Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, usually shortened to just 'Torres' or 'Captain Torres' who is well known for is voice lines in SP Mission 3: Ten Million Relief Plan.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
by exportedtoastie November 3, 2021
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Captain Nemo

Certainly the greatest anti-hero ever found in a book. Created by Jules Verne, Captain Nemo is the captain of the submarine, Nautilus. Tortured by a tragic past, the murder of his entire family (including his kids), Nemo promised justice upon the oppressed people of lesser nations. While on the fight for vengeance, Captain Nemo explores the ocean and collects a wealth of knowledge about undersea life and the ocean. Captain Nemo is also known for playing a pipe organ within the parlor of his sub while watching the sea through a massive window.
With fire in his eyes, Captain Nemo ordered the sub to surface , and flying through the ocean at full speed, he steered the Nautilus toward a massive iron-clad steamship. As the prow of the Nautilus ripped through the hull of the warship like a knife through cloth, the submarine slowly dove back into the murky blue depths.
by Narwhals Everywhere August 23, 2017
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Captain LongSack

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.
Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”
by lil swervy March 30, 2019
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Captain Monkey

The most followed Albanian geography account on TikTok.

TikToker that’s known for geography videos, memes, gags and more!
Man 1: Hey dude I just was one of Captain Monkey’s videos!

Man 2: I know me too! How does he make such good maps?
by AnonymousApe January 12, 2023
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