A depraved sexual act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. How this fits in a vagina is beyond me.
by Caleb Crawdad February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Cholenski February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A vary depraved sex act that involves moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Originating from America's ongoing raping of Canada.
by Ivory_Dealer February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which a man pours maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup onto a woman wearing a pair of antlers. After the syrup has been rubbed all over the woman's body (Including the antlers), the man then begins to fuck the woman with the antlers while she jacks/sucks him off. Licking the remaining syrup out of the Stanley Cup is optional, but it is tasty.
Man: I dunno, I guess we just need a little more excitement in our sex life.
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!
by Rickrypienftw February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. an unbelievable sex act that is so erotic very few people are aware of it. It involves moose antlers, a jog of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.
Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.
Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.
One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.
Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.
Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.
by Colbert's Sexy February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Noun; A sexual act, so depraved that it cannot be described on television. Often involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Noun; Indescribably nasty sex act. Normally resulting in painful ripping and exploding of sexual organs.
Verb; The act of performing "Canada's History". (Note: When unlubricated the act is often known as the 'Canada Dry' or the 'Canadian Rough Rider').
Noun; Indescribably nasty sex act. Normally resulting in painful ripping and exploding of sexual organs.
Verb; The act of performing "Canada's History". (Note: When unlubricated the act is often known as the 'Canada Dry' or the 'Canadian Rough Rider').
by Phillip Phillips February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which one partner lies on their back and the other knocks croquet balls with a croquet mallet into the other person's anal cavity while ground beef in the shape of Stephen Colbert's penis is inserted into the mouth of the person on his/her back. Then it is digested and drop another Colbert Penis Beef Injection is put inside the mouth. When completed all ground beef penises, a shit is taken while the croquet balls remain in the ass. The croquet balls block the fecal matter partially so the poop comes out all like play-doh out of a play-doh stencil. The poop is then eaten!
It took 4 hours to get all the items needed to perform a Canada's History, but it was well worth it.
by sir0nion February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.