Canada's History

Unspeakable sexual acts that must be censored by all search engines, and definitely NOT a respectable magazine.

I can't believe those three are dropping a Canada's History on her.

Canada's History by Wizbam February 4, 2010

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Canada's History

It is the twisted sexual act performed in the US which requires stretching a woman's anus with a set of moose antlers. The further she can take it up her butt the more 'Canadian' she is. Then maple syrup is poured into her ass until she is full. She then pushes it out into a large cup or goblet (preferably the Stanley Cup) and then both partners drink the maple syrup together and use it as smelly body lube.

Ana is FREAKY she let Alex perform a 'Canada's History' on her!

Canada's History by Ry Guy N. February 4, 2010

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Canada's history

A sexual act in which one partner dons moose antlers and then headbutts the other partner's rectum. If they miss the first time, they keep trying until one of the tines is solidly in place. Pure maple syrup is used as a lube. Both partners must alternate between making moose noises and singing "O, Canada!" After they have worked up a thick pulp of syrup and shit particles, they drain the resulting mixture into the Stanley Cup and share the delicious drink.

"Want a drink?"

"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."

"So that explains why you're not sitting down."

Canada's history by Rudyred February 4, 2010

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Canada's History

When a girl walks in on her boyfriend teaching an 11 year old how to sodomize a wild beaver, and stops him to show him the correct way to do it.

wailing,loud animal noises(sound heard from behind bedroom door)
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"

Canada's History by PON22 February 4, 2010