Callum

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.
Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you
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Vile sex offender know to follow girls home
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A species that has never seen a woman and never will. They are all lazy fat losers.
Holy shit, that guy is a Callum! Wow I would NOT like to be him, HAHAH! What a loser...
by Dr. S C Chancelor Uni of Swiss December 13, 2022
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callums corner has diminished the reputation of this name by making that horrible song and any callum at some point in his life will say "hey is that my ORANGE jUIceE"
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A skater boy who is always caring. He is mainly shy and you need to get to know him to really gain his trust. He is very quiet and wears Vans and has long, blonde hair.
“Hey, have you seen Callum?” ~ Kid 1
“Yeah, I want to get to know him, he seems lonely. ” ~ Kid 2
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Callum. The boy i will never forget in my year 6 class, a Callum will always make you smile, laugh and he will always b chaotic yet serious. He makes everyone laugh, smile ect. I love Callum truely he acts like a brother to me at school. I steal his stuff for fun and we chase eachother around. He is the funniest boy i have ever met and he filled the missing part in my heart he is also very chaogic i must say lol. Get a callum in your life and DON'T lose him. If you do lose him, that is your loss. I love you Callum if you ever read this. You made my life together when i was feeling the worse i was. I love you Callum i need you back in my life. Please.
Group of girls: *talking*
Callum: Hey, can i slide into your dms real quick?
Group of girls: Pft no?
Girl 1: Yes.
Callum: LESS GOO *celebrates*
by Thinking of callum rn <3 December 11, 2022
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"Callum is Pogchamp and Poggers"
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