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Callum

Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.
M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.
by Hornby November 3, 2019
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The best name ever, I love callums and wish I could be with them all the time. If you get a Callum, hold on to them forever because you will never find someone like them.
Fiona: I’m pretty great, right?
Callum: WALKS IN
Fiona: Starts praying to him
by killlists August 18, 2022
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He has one hobby that becomes his only personality trait, he's usually blonde and never small. He definitely can't handle his drink, gives it all the chat but no follow up when he actually gets a girl in bed. He catches feelings quickly but often stays in the friend zone, he's a good guy Callum is.
Friend 1: Hi Callum, my cat just died.
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually
by Demetrius Eugene February 28, 2022
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Callum billingham

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A non-player character (NPC) is any character in a game that is not controlled by a player. He has no human emotion and very limited human interaction. And never touched grass.
Is that Callum billingham the npc ?
by Ricky Berwick July 9, 2022
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Callum Milward

A kid that doesn’t leave girls alone, he’s way out of his league and needs to get some new friends. His penis is smaller than his Iq minus his brain capacity.
Omg your such a little shit, you remind me of a Callum Milward
by Big_dick_101 March 10, 2020
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