An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy
by Fesecsashyboyboner November 23, 2018
Get the CALLUMmug. by Hello bish October 15, 2018
Get the Callum Harrisonmug. Callum you so smart
by Luke mattww February 3, 2021
Get the Callummug. by Drayts December 5, 2019
Get the Callum prattmug. The most annoying son of a bitch you will ever know. He is a dick head and will always try to show off.
by James Vassallo May 29, 2019
Get the Callummug. by 1224536728940487654321 April 20, 2020
Get the Callummug. Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):
downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's
Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):
downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's
Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them
'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'
by little pp man April 17, 2020
Get the Callum Drunkmug.