a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

Just Going With The Plays That Are Called

A phrase that could be used in any context to avoid an icky situation. Used by Terrell Owens

Reporter: Do you feel like you are being used correctly?
Terrell Owens: I'm just going with the plays that are called.

Guy #1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Guy #2: Just going with the plays that are called.

Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Just going with the plays that are called.

by WTH? TO October 1, 2009

cawley

1 comes from the Greek word cawlius which translates as skunk or skank. 2 modern development refers to a person who is very gullible.

1 jeez that girl in the corner looks like some cawley

2 oh my god she would believe they took gullible out of the dictionary if you told her, she is so cawley.

by thabius knowsalot January 21, 2007

carley childress

She is a sexy confident girl that has amazing makeup skills.

She is quite a carley childress

by I like mongooses June 15, 2017

Jason Cawley

The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.

While we were in the 69 position, I used my handkerchief to Jason Cawley

by Glowman85 October 26, 2011

dirty caeley

A dirty caeley is someone with a praise kink and eats out barry bee benson while shoving a chicken wing up her ass and then stalks your mom and makes out with shrek

Shck dick like a dirty Caeley

by Pishdjdhdvshan s October 18, 2021

Johnny Bench Called

Another way of saying "Catch you later"

Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.

In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.

Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.

Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm

Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)

See Catch ya later

by Xilften September 24, 2009