A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.
This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.
This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.
Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?
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Get the Cali Churro mug.It's the sixth largest city in CA and largest inland city of said state. Located in the San Joaquin Central Valley, it's population is comparable to Atlanta's. Also known as "The 'No", by the locals, it's not neccesarily the coolest city in the country, especially in the summers and although not neccesarily a world renowned metropolis such as LA or NYC, it's still a very, very culturally diverse city, with all shades of color and a plethora of heritages and languages around.
Not your average podunk, small, valley town either, Fresno has it's healthy mix of nightclubs, art galleries, museums, shopping centers, arenas, stadiums, an airport and good schools (Fresno State University, in particular) to see. As well as many beautiful women, particularily from the Mhong community there. Though the opinions of the city from it's inhabitants can range anywhere on the positive/negative spectrum, most will agree that it is a good city to live in, albeit marked with it's own problems and occasional bum rap; just like any other.
Not your average podunk, small, valley town either, Fresno has it's healthy mix of nightclubs, art galleries, museums, shopping centers, arenas, stadiums, an airport and good schools (Fresno State University, in particular) to see. As well as many beautiful women, particularily from the Mhong community there. Though the opinions of the city from it's inhabitants can range anywhere on the positive/negative spectrum, most will agree that it is a good city to live in, albeit marked with it's own problems and occasional bum rap; just like any other.
Guy 1: I like it here in Fresno, California. The people are nice, girls are hot, and there's plenty of restaurants to pick from. Oh and the Stones were fucking awesome last weekend when they played.
Girl 1: This town is soo fucking boring.
Guy 2: It's okay I guess, but not much to do.
Girl 2: There's always plenty to do around here, but most of what you ever do is get drunk at parties and have creepy guys with acne hit on you.
Girl 1: What-ever!
Girl 1: This town is soo fucking boring.
Guy 2: It's okay I guess, but not much to do.
Girl 2: There's always plenty to do around here, but most of what you ever do is get drunk at parties and have creepy guys with acne hit on you.
Girl 1: What-ever!
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Get the Fresno, California mug.-An extremely diverse state filled with pretty much anything and everything. You can go surfing, hang out in the mall, get robbed, and purchase a prostitute, all within 10-15 minutes.
-A place where the ghettos and the suburbs are a block away from each other.
-The birthplace of every single trend and fad ever made (white t-shirts, chuck taylors, pop-n-locking, gangsta rap, krumping, hyphy, Got Rice?, Hollister, and pornography just to name a few).
-Suprisingly home to many different people including gangbangers, hippies, emo kids, rich white people, and as well as rich white emo kids.
-The only state with the Terminator as its governor. Hell Yes!
-A state which everybody hates but gotsta see at least once.
-A place where the ghettos and the suburbs are a block away from each other.
-The birthplace of every single trend and fad ever made (white t-shirts, chuck taylors, pop-n-locking, gangsta rap, krumping, hyphy, Got Rice?, Hollister, and pornography just to name a few).
-Suprisingly home to many different people including gangbangers, hippies, emo kids, rich white people, and as well as rich white emo kids.
-The only state with the Terminator as its governor. Hell Yes!
-A state which everybody hates but gotsta see at least once.
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Get the California mug.Northern California is considered San Francisco and up. It is a million times more beautiful than ugly fake Southern California and doesn't have 3 Starbucks' on every scorner.
Includes the Golden Gate Bridge, beautiful Redwood forests, Mt. Shasta, acres of wine country, and its beaches actually have blue water (instead of murky green/brown) and beautiful, big boulders.
The further north you go, the less development and fake plastic orange people with unnecessary amounts of money there are, and the more untouched landscape and scenery there is.
Includes the Golden Gate Bridge, beautiful Redwood forests, Mt. Shasta, acres of wine country, and its beaches actually have blue water (instead of murky green/brown) and beautiful, big boulders.
The further north you go, the less development and fake plastic orange people with unnecessary amounts of money there are, and the more untouched landscape and scenery there is.
Me: I went on a roadtrip up Highway 1 to Northern California today.
You: OMG, I'm soo jealous, San Bernadino County sucks so much!
You: OMG, I'm soo jealous, San Bernadino County sucks so much!
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A blunt wrap(Swishers, Optimos) is rolled with marijuana and cut up into small little pieces, then individually smoked out of a bong. Usually one piece per person.
A blunt wrap(Swishers, Optimos) is rolled with marijuana and cut up into small little pieces, then individually smoked out of a bong. Usually one piece per person.
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