russian candy cane

The proscess of sexual intercourse with a girl during her period, then pulling out with your dick bloddy and ejaculating in her mouth and her putting it on your dick for a red and white dick.

"The Russian Candy Cane was so sweet and delicious.

by Gandhi44 November 5, 2004

Candy Crush

A highly addictive strategy based iPhone/Android game that has claimed the lives of millions.

"Dude, have you ever played Candy Crush?"

"Played it??? Bro, that game killed my uncle!"

by IsraelHands09 September 8, 2013

whore candy

Another word for birth control, or the pill.

Sally forgot to take her whore candy on time and now she's pregnant.

by babyLL May 26, 2011

caddalick

The vehicle of which the rapper Rich Boy claims to have just bought in the track "Throw Some D's". He claims that he would indeed like to heave some ten-thousand dollar "D's" (short for Dubs) at the car, resulting in damage to the vehicle, likely wasting much of the money that he claims to have.

However, my research shows that there is no such car named a "Caddalick."

Just bought a Caddalick. (Throw some D's on that bitch!)

by FauxRapper November 11, 2007

Candy Cunt

The definition of this phrase can be looked on differently, depending on context. The first is probably most obvious of the two simply describes somebody's luscious vagina.

The second, perhaps not as clear and used less often, refers to those who are "up their own ass"; who think they're the dog's bollocks/cat's pyjamas, and are generally disliked for this.

Definition One:

Guy 1 - You see that chick I was chattin' to last night?
Guy 2 - Aw, yeah. She was HOT, dude!
Guy 1 - She has a sweet candy cunt too ;)

Definition Two:

Gal 1 - Oh my Gosh!
Gal 2 - What is it?
Gal 1 - See that bitch over there? She must think she's a real candy cunt!
Gal 2 - Gosh, girls these days..

by The Krowe October 14, 2010

case candy

Items that should be included in a guitar sale that a potential seller, usually on Ebay, withholds then "throws in" in order to make a potential buyer feel like he/she is getting something extra, items such as tremelo bar or polishing cloth are referred to as "case candy".

Hit the "Buy it Now" option and I'll throw in the case candy, other wise I'll sell the whammy bar on another auction to squeeze another few dollars out of you

by Donald Vick May 16, 2008

candy ass

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.

"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008