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Cactus Ass

Man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass
by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019
mugGet the Cactus Assmug.

Cactus

when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling
person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens
by FunnyGuy69420 November 14, 2019
mugGet the Cactusmug.

cactus sydrome

a term for getting boners excessively
damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane
by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020
mugGet the cactus sydromemug.

mad cactus

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!
by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011
mugGet the mad cactusmug.

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.
person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus
by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018
mugGet the fuck a cactusmug.

cactus nig

a prick who talks shit
dude look at that guy

yeah hes such a cactus nig!
by 1i1nig July 7, 2016
mugGet the cactus nigmug.

Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020
mugGet the Cactus cockmug.

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