Crust

Different types of crust: Butt crust, Period crust, and poop crust, and perhaps pee crust

“ Hi I would like to eat crust today please”
“ I’m crust”

by Crust01 July 28, 2025

Double crust

Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"

I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.

by Chessna November 24, 2013

Crust Bust

When you cum hard ferocious chuncks that can penetrate hard objects like wood, sheet metal, etc

I had a mad crust bust last night, it nearly broke my tv

by PK444 January 13, 2019

Bust that Crust

When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love

She’s not a bad looking older lady. I’d bust that crust.

by Buttplug_Barney December 8, 2021

Crusted

Antonym for bussin. Crusted means bad or not as good as expected experience or object.

That party last night was crusted. My moms dinner was straight crusted af.

by Crusted.creator August 11, 2021

Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.

My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!

by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019

crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.

Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.

by killcops March 21, 2017