US vs. Crackhead

An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.

A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.

"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura

by Yellowfin2 October 2, 2009

non-crack crackhead

a black child that acts like a white crackhead.

"hey, you see that non-crack crackhead laughing and dancing?"

by JH2005 January 10, 2020

Crackhead

Can become your bestie in a second and also act like she’s on crack

Hey the new girls a crackhead

by Dr. Crack June 1, 2020

Crackhead

A drug addict who absolutely loves using crack cocaine.

I'm going full crackhead

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 21, 2019

CRACKHEAD

Crackhead means crazy people. Such as Bryanna and Desteny.

"wow do you see those crackheads. "Yeah they remind me of Bryanna and Desteny."

by hehehhehehehehhehe October 21, 2019

Crackhead

Because the behavior of people using crack cocaine can be erratic and disruptive, crackhead became slang for “stupid” and “crazy” by the 2000s.

Oh my gosh, Kate is such a crackhead!

by Bend over June 8, 2020