Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Alabama cough syrup

Filling your throat cum to soothe a sore throat.

Babe, I'm sorry your throat hurts. Let me give you some Alabama cough syrup

by godofwordsand man April 30, 2023

chico cough

That mysterious cough that every Chico state student has had before, because the Chico state study body is riddled with disease.

Did you hear about Frankie having Chico cough and giving it to Tess?

by Twidledee May 4, 2023

Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup

1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”

by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023

cough it

To give the presumed “it” to the person questioning.

Yo, i got a nude from Cindy.

Well cough it bro

by Al Chapo November 22, 2018

Bitch Cough

When someone has a slight cough and calls it laryngitis.

Liam said he was sick. He just had a bitch cough.

by Tyler’s girl is flat March 6, 2019

Cough Trough

The place you go (typically a toilet) after taking a huge toke or dab to keel over and cough/hack/throw up as your brain gets bombarded with THC

bro 1: "Damn, Jake just took a gram dab. He's in the cough trough right now."
bro 2: "He's gonna come out here higher than a motherfucker."

by ryebredd May 19, 2018