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Eaton, Colorado 

A place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...

Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.
That Eaton, Colorado! Everyone there wouldn't stop saying jfff! What is wrong with them?

Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!
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colorado wildfire 

The act of igniting the pubic hair of one's sexual partner, then ejaculating on said fiery bush in order to extinguish the fire. The term was originated at Dulaney High School in Baltimore, MD.
Girl-Holy shit my bush is on fire
Boy-Hold on baby I'm about to put out the Colorado Wildfire!!

Colorado Motherfucker 

A cocktail consisting of:

1 oz white tequila
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 splash Coca-Cola
4 oz milk

Nobody can explain where the "Colorado" part came from, but it might have something to do with the color of the drink.
I think I had a Colorado Motherfucker last night in Denver, but somehow I woke up in Nevada.

colostohe 

A guy who shits in a colostomy bag.
Look at ol' funky ass colostohe over there. Wonder if his bag is full?
colostohe by George Pooney April 1, 2008

Color Shift Paint 

Paint on a car that seems to change as it moves.
1:

Peter: WHOA! Did you see that ride?
Johnny: Yea man. Sitting on 26s with custom color shift paint. It changed from blue, to purple, to pink!

2:
Color shift paint make people stop and stare as you go by!
Color Shift Paint by J. Nsty July 26, 2009

Colorado Slipstream 

While having sex with a women doggystyle, grab her hair so she can't move her head then signal a friend to slide in as you pull out, he then finishes your job.
"The game was about to start so I had my friend and I pull a Colorado Slipstream"

Colorado Crossbow 

When a girl gives you head and you hold her from her ankles straight upward. From a side view it looks like a crossbow.
Me: Dude, this girl gave me such good head last night.
Dude: Really? Colorado Crossbow that shit, boy!
Me: Straight up, if was better than a blumpkin.
Colorado Crossbow by BreezyBurn January 13, 2014