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Shaking the Coconut Tree

To relieve rage/tension, an individual may find a coconut tree and shake it to release the fruit. In cases where the climate does not allow for natural coconuts, the individual may choose to find the nearest fruit-bearing tree and shake that instead.
Loc became so mad after hearing the bad news that he broke into my yard and shook all the peaches off of my peach tree, the look of rage dissipated from his face as he finished "shaking the coconut tree"
by docdopp October 19, 2011
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up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.
Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007
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Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009
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gay coconut

a friend that is a coconut and sucks at everything
by Justin's friend March 14, 2019
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drinking from a coconut

Consuming large quantities of semen from a swollen scrotal sack.
I was on this cruise, and there were so many balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!
by broohanna May 23, 2008
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lime in the coconut

by nikijo February 18, 2014
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Sex Coconut

Someone with high labido and short hair.
That sex coconut posted pictures of his catbum online
by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010
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