Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.

United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*

by Stanly5 September 24, 2025

Clutch

Bad/shit

Omg I did so clutch on that test yesterday

Zoe) I just got a detention

Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate

by ZoëChelsey May 3, 2016

Clutch

Divock Origi

Divock Origi is the definition of clutch

by Notacomputer April 26, 2022

clutch nasty

Incredibly insane and absolutely banging. Perfectly executed and satisfyingly dominated.

Nice one Dom, that pull was clutch nasty.

by hugedaddy October 3, 2022

Clutch/gas-m

a Clutch/gas-m is the exact point of friction in a manual transmission where the clutch and gas pedals slide in unison. alsoreferredtoas "the sweet spot", when executed correctly, clutch/gas-m causes the car to climax smoothly, causing the vehicle to move. If the clutch is released too soon, be prepared for a rough ride on the stick

person 1. "My boyfriend is teaching me to drive stick. he says i need to work on tightening my Clutch/gasm

person 2. "she's riding too rough. gotta smooth that Clutch/gas-m for an easier ride"

by Mell Esther June 5, 2014

dual-clutch transmission

A 2-way radio message sent using a notoriously-problematic microphone which requires its operater to tightly grip/squeeze the "push-to-talk" button-lever with both hands to get it to work.

I hear that Ford is gonna be recalling a whole bunch more defective CBs that came with their new vehicles due to dual-clutch transmission issues.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

CLUTCH

Yelda

Yelda came up so fucking clutch with the DBQ.

by SeñorCrispy November 13, 2018