Close your garage door

No... Like seriously close that shit

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door

by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020

Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013

Close-in

near to the center of a town or city.

"close-in parking"

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

close-ish

A word Niamh uses when describing her relationship with Mal.

'Kinda sad I didn't get closer to her in primary',
'But we are still close-ish'.

by Wik :) October 4, 2021

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023

Close

the conclusion of a phrase; a cadence.

The poet skillfully crafted a haunting image with a close that lingered in the mind.

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024