cliffnotes

"I got the cliffnotes." noun. Used to brush people off during a potentially long-winded story or explanation of current events.

When someone is talking or telling you a story and you don't want to hear it, say "Thanks but I have the cliffnotes," to shut them up. This works in many ways, like if someone asks if you've seen a movie, etc., you can say you have the cliffnotes (to the movie). You can experiment and enjoy pissing people off.

by mike viviano June 13, 2007

Clifford

When a man slaps his boner until it turns red.

i"ll bury my Clifford in your backyard.

by vinniethadog December 15, 2010

clitface

1. One who always has a clit on their face.
2. A substitute for one of the more common insults.
3. A compliment to out and proud lesbos.

1-You clitface.
2-Fucking clitface!
3-You're such a clitface.

by CadyElle August 1, 2007

clitfit

When a womans clit is in a fit of rage due to lack of sex; womens version of blueballs. Descriptive word for sexual frustration.

I haven't had sex in weeks; I'm having a clitfit.

by Erin Plata August 11, 2008

Clifton, VA

A small civil-war era town in Fairfax County, originally known as Devereux Station in the 1800's. Many battles during the Civil War were fought near this town, such as in Bull Run. The town grew in both size and wealth dramatically in the late 1800's and early 1900's, due to increased tourism, and it's reputation as a Progressive Era town, housing the Ivakota Farm reform school. The town fell into disrepair during the Great Depression, and by the 1960's, had become nearly abandoned. As growth from Burke and Fairfax encroached on the region in the 1970s, laws were established permitting a minimum of 5 acres per home, prohibiting suburban growth in the town. The post-modern movement sought to preserve Northern Virginia's history, leading to revitalized interest in the town. As more and more wealthy residents moved in, home prices in the immediate area began to rise dramatically, and gentrification began in and around the town. In fact, through the 1970's, Clifton became known as a vacation spot for those escaping the stress of D.C., which can be seen in some of the era's homes, which resemble ski lodges. Throughout the 1980's and 1990's, the area surrounding the town became heavily built up, creating a whole new family atmosphere in the town, leading to the creation of events such as Clifton Day, The Clifton Homes Tour, the New Years Eve sleigh ride, The Clifton Car Show, and the Haunted Trail. In the 2000's, the town continued it's rise to become a popular tourist destination for those looking to take a step back to a Victorian-Era town with a history intertwined with the beginnings of Fairfax County. Clifton from it's inception to today is an great example of reinvigorated interest in our Nation's history, and the quintessential story of the small town.

Person A: Hey, are you heading down to Clifton, VA to sled at Frosty Meadows?

Person B: Yea, that one hill that almost crosses the frozen lake is amazing!

by TehFutureIsNow May 25, 2009

chiffarobe

An old dresser thing that you bust up and use for kindling.

"Come on over here boy, and bust up this here chiffarobe"

by braamer March 10, 2003

claffy

A person that is mentally and physically under developed.

Ya dumb claffy.

by Dumbpapa cock January 23, 2017