Cincinnati Dipstick

When you stick your finger(s) in someone's plumbers crack.

His crack was showing so I gave him a Cincinnati Dipstick!

by KungFeuz November 01, 2019

Cincinnati Blow Devil

When one diarrhoeas in one's mouth causing it to shoot out the nose

"Why are you talking like that?" "Sorry man last night my girl gave me the cincinnati blow devil"

by Jesuses Cousin September 11, 2017

Cincinnati Stew

Cincinnati stew is large quantities of loose stool produced by eating too much Cincinnati Chili.

When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.

by Hot Franklin February 12, 2022

Cincinnati Ski Trip

It is when someone in the backseat of a Honda Civic riding around town giving hand-jobs to one guy on each side at the same time

She offered us a Cincinnati ski trip on our drive down to North Carolina, all through the smokies

by BuchyN April 19, 2016

Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 23, 2019

Cincinnati Roller-coaster

The act of mounting a woman and riding her to completion, only to spontaneously pull out and throw her across the room with enough force to cause at least a minor concussion.

John was having sex with a Trisha, when he then gave her a Cincinnati Roller-coaster

by ButtholeBoy597 January 03, 2018

Cincinnati Squeegee

After receiving a blowjob and finishing on your stomach, your partner pulls your underwear up and gives you a front wedgie before using the elastic band to squeegee all of your cum into your underwear.

I got my first blowjob the other day and afterwards she gave me the ol' Cincinnati Squeegee!

by Ledantarious IV July 16, 2024