Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you
Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye
by Realfluffy20 April 04, 2021
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box chocolate

1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."
husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate
by boxchocolate March 09, 2017
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Chocolate Churner

A chocolate churner is one who likes to indulge in the gay artes of male 2 male butt sex.
"Hey", "Tiny", "I like how you let me give you a Chocolate churner and all", "but the chocolate milkshake you gave me after tasted a little funny".
by LucidR3N3GAD3 August 22, 2009
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Lawn Chocolates

Rabbit and other rodent droppings on your lawn that your dog eats.
That crazy dog Maggie has finished her dinner, and now she wants to go out to the yard to eat lawn chocolates for dessert.
by WillyWonky March 20, 2011
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The Chocolate Rain

Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.

-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer
James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown
by Alldaboyzatlittleheath January 28, 2010
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chocolate lesbian

Oreos with all of the cream filling licked out of them.
I left you some chocolate lesbians in the kitchen.

Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!
by observantlurker August 15, 2015
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Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.
Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
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