Chocolate Sunset

Butt play at or around sunset ( i.e. before dinner) on a private balcony or patio

We enjoyed a chocolate sunset before our romantic, candlelit dinner

by ArubaSal March 20, 2022

shot the chocolate

took a shit; usually in one's pants

Tim: BOO!
Jim: Aww man, I just shot the chocolate.

by brock0lee February 16, 2004

Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021

Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022

The Chocolate Rain

Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.

-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer

James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown

by Alldaboyzatlittleheath January 28, 2010

Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.

Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.

by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010

chocolate lesbian

Oreos with all of the cream filling licked out of them.

I left you some chocolate lesbians in the kitchen.

Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!

by observantlurker September 21, 2015