Going Canadian

The polar opposite of Going Comando. This usually happens when its too cold to Go Comando therefor you end up wearing at least one (or more) layer(s) of undergarments to keep the nether region warm.

Me - Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? You nearly missed the entire 3rd quarter.
Him - Sorry. I'm Going Canadian and it took me forever to get through all those layers.

by Gruteman October 2, 2012

Canadian Midget

When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.

Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.

by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009

Canadian Prostitute

A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)

That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.

by ls614 June 16, 2011

canadian popcock

when a man covers his penis in poprocks then dips it in soda then procedes to screw the womans vagina.

My dick is still tingling from that canadian popcock i did to that girl last night.

by dragonjamer November 13, 2011

Canadian Backjack

During Sexual Intercourse, A woman sticks her one of her tits into the mans asshole, and reaches around and jacks you off at the same time.

Man, I jus got Canadian Backjacked.

by Dillon Coolman December 11, 2011

Canadian Horseshoe

The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.

Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!

by Gizzlam December 12, 2009

canadian friend

A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you

Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!

by CoolCookey May 16, 2018