can chips

canned chips, such as pringles

YOU!*point*, fetch me some can chips from the food machine!

by Hearse August 28, 2006

silo can

Mainly rural term for pint cans of cheap beer. Comes in a plastic-ring sixpack. Named for their likeness of shape to grain silos. See Tallboy

When Jimmy got pulled over, he had a sixer worth of empty silo cans riding shotgun.

by Irate November 12, 2005

Can Opener

A slang term for a Speculum, the tool commonly used to open one's ass hole for object removal, or in rare cases, surgery.

Today students, we will be preforming a simple operation of foreign object removal from the anus. The object we will be removing today is a butt plug. To start we put the patient in the fetal position and insert the can opener. We simply crank the can opener in a clockwise rotation to widen the anus until it is wide enough that the butt plug can simply be removed with tongs. Should the butt plug not easily come out, use some pliers or something. Just whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand or fingers in there. God knows what else has been in there.

by Bodacious Brian December 16, 2013

Dented can

When someone appears perfect or to have it "all together" like a perfectly placed can on the grocery shelf...but then when you look closer at the can you see its riddled with hidden dents.

Stacy always acts like she is so much better than everyone but she stays in every weekend eating ice cream and crying while watching Bridget Jone's Diary...what a dented can!

by Kerrie Z July 15, 2011

Can Check

When someone checks out your gluteal region of your body, also known as your butt.

Hey, that guy that just walked past you gave you a can check" or "that creeper totally just can checked you

by S.Bod February 26, 2011

can opener

a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair.

1. that was a fucking mean can opener
2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head.
lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.

by k'mutodragon January 18, 2006

tuna can

A penis that is wider than long.

The guy had such a tuna can he had to have an elephant step on his back to fuck.

by Copie Boy November 4, 2002