gesticular cancer

When one uses their hands excessively in order to animate whatever they are saying through gestures and motions; using hands too much while speaking.

"When Chong was trying to explain how the water cycle works, he was obviously suffering from an extreme case of gesticular cancer, due to his attempts to use his hands to illustrate the rain."

by Dangerloljkk March 14, 2009

Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.

"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."

by chellygel January 26, 2015

Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass

"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"

by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015

burn cancer

when you roast somebody so hard they contract cancer

i gave toby burn cancer after we roasted him last week.

by SirVincent November 15, 2016

Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019

Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019