Cactus

Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.

Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.

by To tell you the truth April 15, 2024

cactus drill

A spiked dildo that spins once inside the anus

Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?

Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

cactus

hey alex i like you!!

i gave you a cactus to tell you

by thisiscoolio November 15, 2018

cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas

That cactus junk hurt my vagina

by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018

Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.

That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.

Adams cum was some cactus jelly!!

by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019

cactus in a backpack

When you wrap barbed wire around your penis and insert it into a vagina or anal cavity.

Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.

by Cactus D'Cactus December 11, 2014