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Brandon

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.
by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020
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a hot guy that can make every girl happy he is the nicest person you will ever meet he is the guy you will ever meet he is amazing in bed he has the biggest dick u will ever see and he will make u happy just to see him he is the best boyfriend you will ever have he is super cute and very sexy he looks weak but is veary strong he knows how to fight people laugh at him and he knows how to take a joke he plays stupid but is actually really smart he can make any girl happy in bed and is completely starght
I just got of bed with brandon best time in bed i ever had
by Hapy friend March 18, 2017
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A person who loves the dick more than life itself. There's nothing on earth that can quench their thirst for dick. They have a ravenous hunger for man chowder for din din.
That gay guy is a real Brandon, he really loves the dick.
by Browncorn May 20, 2017
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Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding
by Poeticle May 27, 2017
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Break 3 Brandons into the bowl then whisk thoroughly
by Zadel November 6, 2017
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The biggest fuckboy around. Will break your heart
He is a total brandon. Dont fall for him.
by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017
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A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
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