Boner Sucker

Someone who performs fellatio (aka sucks boners).

Most commonly used as an insult.

Dave stop acting like such a boner sucker.

by 4949ers August 9, 2010

Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.

*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."

by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012

Suffer Boner

Gaining pleasure from insurmountable physical pain, frustration, and/or workplace demands.

That 20 page TPS report is giving me a suffer boner.
2021 gave me the biggest suffer boner.
Just give it to Dillon, he loves an engorged suffer boner.
That literally gives me a suffer boner.

by Secondcare February 16, 2022

hardcore boner

A boner that you cant get rid of and just gets worse the harder you try to get rid of it

Hey man I had a hardcore boner in music today, and there were not hot chicks either.

by Chelsea FC Rox September 25, 2006

boner buddy

The partner of a homosexual. Usually used to describe the sexual partner of an adolescent homosexual.

Dan sure hangs around Dave's house a lot. I suspect Dave is his boner buddy.

by Wordmaster B January 1, 2005

Boner

When the penis grows stiff due to a sexual arouse

Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!

by SlopNChop August 31, 2020

boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

by NuCKaLuCKa January 2, 2007