bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018

Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.

“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”

by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019

bong roach

A individual who often scabs bongs without paying or supplying anything will also be highly offended if declined a bong

My friend max came over and smoked all my cones because he is a bong roach.

Indy got very angry when we said she couldn’t have a cone because she is a bong roach

by Thebonglord420 May 2, 2019

Bong Booty

a butt which,after undergoing Bong Booty Surgery, is used to smoke weed/tobacco from (using the anus as the hole you suck the smoke from and the separate hole you explicitly drilled into your rectal cavity during Bong Booty Surgery you use as the bowl and downstem.

"Party at my place tonight,I got a Bong Booty and shit's gonna get lit" -literally

by Not=A_hIGH_IDEA May 24, 2018

rezzy bong

A rezzy bong is the black tar build up in your bong being scrapped out and smoked through your bong.

"Hey man you want a rezzy bong?"

"Fuck yeah man pack me up"
*cancer cough*

"Holy fuck cunt that ripped me pack us another"

by Spew in my hands and drink it September 16, 2017

Bong biscuit

When you drop a Duce in your homies bong

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph

by Dr. Professor poopie January 13, 2020

Bong Sewage

The burnt, wet, smells like a moldy cum sock weed that clogs up the stem of your bowl on your bong.

Give me a paper clip so I can scrape out the nasty bong sewage.

by Peachy Boi May 20, 2020