Beta

Someone who isn’t quite as tall as they say they are. Usually the “5th roomate” who doesn’t contribute positively to any situation. Typically the worst at gambling, the underdog for any athletic event, and the one who would have one of the worst rooms in the house. A Beta knows how to make food, but in reality just goes to simple places like chipotle all the time and plays the role of “food eater”. A beta within the household is always the designated “trash man” aka “garbage dude”. While this is the title, he never actually does his job or any job correctly, creating stress between the others that do productive things.

Hey look at that beta over there taking out the trash.

Oh yea Definitely a beta. Look at the way he only took it half way to the curb and gave up.

by Alpha user August 24, 2021

Beta squad

THE BEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL ON THE PLANET EARTH💗

BETA SQUAD IS THE BEST!!!!!

by Forever3maan January 25, 2024

Beta Fish

n. Those that'll suicide on your clean, shiny surface you cuz they think you're one of them.

"I'm a shiny-ass mirror and ya'll some beta fish."

by Jay See Lordness December 23, 2021

Beta male

David

Whos beta male? David..

by oldik May 9, 2022

Beta Safe

Beta Safe is a term used in various pornography for content that betas are "safe" to watch. This can be censored content, nonnudes, or gay porn.

Beta1: My mistress told me I can only edge to beta safe content this month. It's going to be hard

by GooniiBoi February 13, 2025

Beta Vulgaris

To beet your meat at a bath house.

I met a guy in Providence and watched him beta vulgaris.

by Bucket West Miguel December 19, 2024

beta

when someone doesn't stay up 5 hours to write their essay that is due the next morning

what an absolutely D I S G U S T I N G beta of creature, ew

by alphaKA November 15, 2020