hood beaver

A redneck from the hood

Hey joe, you are a hood beaver!

by Mfly11 September 23, 2016

River Beaver

A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America

“Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”

by Bahami July 29, 2018

Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.

Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.

by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018

Saucy Beaver

A saucy beaver is also known as a saucy pussy. They like BBQ over all sauces and lather in it daily to cleanse them selves of dirtiness. They also play shit holes of games that are bound to die in a year or so.

Hey, look at that saucy beaver over there!

by saucybeaver November 3, 2019

Fart beaver

A hairy butthole

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.

by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022

Travel Beaver

Restricted to women only- after a long day of travelling on an airplane with limited ventilation, the odor from the nether regions results in travel beaver.

Man! I need a shower after that 4 hour flight. My travel beaver can be smelled by the guy on the other side of the room

by Mama Teeee May 12, 2023

Niver the Beaver

The coolest guy in the world with sexy hair. Enjoys laughing a lot, but can be annoying. Makes everyone around him laugh, and is one of the smartest people in the world. Gigiddy.

Have you talked with Niver the Beaver lately?" "Yeah, yesterday I fell on the floor laughing!

by thejewman568 November 17, 2010