Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg April 05, 2016

Snake Beater

Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.

“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”

by Icommidtie8756 November 28, 2023

Buzzer Beater Dick

When you have sex with your girl and she starts her Pright after.

"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!

by CATALYST O.S. June 08, 2023

Mud Beater

Beating your shit covered dick

Stevie gave mark a gnarly mud beater

by onlysmokefire420 June 21, 2025

Shower Beater

A person that masturbates in the shower.

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 03, 2021

button beater

A Button Beater is any electronic device used to stimulate a women's clitoris, to the point where she has an orgasm.

If you have a problem with your daughter always sexting, buy her a Button Beater, so she can get her frustrations out and her focus back where it should be.

by $RollSmoke November 28, 2021

Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it

Why are you beating chickens chicken beater

by Koopa1928 September 05, 2018