Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019
Get the Goober Beatersmug. 1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?
Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.
2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?
Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.
2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?
Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018
Get the Wife Beatermug. by bigCuhboose June 14, 2022
Get the Wife Beater Wednesdaymug. A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.
Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
by your neighbor September 20, 2022
Get the shit beater carmug. by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018
Get the Chicken Beatermug. by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018
Get the Beater birdmug. by ThatzMatt February 19, 2017
Get the Beatermug.