Buzzer Beater Dick

When you have sex with your girl and she starts her Pright after.

"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!

by CATALYST O.S. June 8, 2023

Beater

an Asian woman that wants asian beer

I want beater, I buy and I go get dwunk.

by Shaneathon80 December 4, 2020

Peter Beaters

Funny word/term for another dude's hands. Implying that he masturbates often/impulsively :)

Yo Dawg!? How about you stop touchy all the chips with your dirty ass Peter Beaters !

by Bigmike8045 June 28, 2019

button beater

A Button Beater is any electronic device used to stimulate a women's clitoris, to the point where she has an orgasm.

If you have a problem with your daughter always sexting, buy her a Button Beater, so she can get her frustrations out and her focus back where it should be.

by $RollSmoke November 28, 2021

waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.

"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything

by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible

Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time

by Cole4nu January 9, 2024