a type of sandwich consisting of a bunch of random ingredients that don't belong together, typically created by someone who is depressed or in a state of intense mental discomfort. barks are made when a person doesn't have the energy to make something sensible. It doesn't matter what a barks sandwich tastes like, it is simply fuel.
by Your Bipolar Fairy Godmother March 17, 2024
Get the barksmug. by krazy_kookoo!!! December 8, 2020
Get the Barking Geckomug. An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
Get the The Dogs Were Barkingmug. 1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025
Get the Gargle barkingmug. 
by BizmoF October 14, 2023
Get the All Bark no Bitemug. It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.
"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"
by LittleBeast April 22, 2025
Get the Barkingmug.