4:00 bagel

A place that opens at 4:00AM to sell fresh Jewish bagels. Prevalent in Long Island Jew ghettos, like Great Neck.

DWeez- Man, I'm hungry. What's good at this time? It's late.
A Man- Lets get some lox. We be Jews. 4:00 bagel!
DWeez- Hi Five!

by DWeez May 2, 2008

pizza bagel

A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!

"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."

by B. Agel May 31, 2007

whiskey bagel

The female alternative to whiskey dick.

"I was partying at Tortuga, and I was so drunk that I had a bad case of the whiskey bagel."

by barazov December 20, 2008

Rusty Bagel

When you eat a red heads butthole and her anus is extremely hairy (hence the rust)!

Yo tyler did you see that redhead! I'd give her a rusty bagel

by Isaac Lustig August 5, 2017

Whore bagel

Whore bagel is an insult that is usually directed towards people who are stupid and or more "whorish" then others.

Brianna you aint nothin but a dirty whore bagel!

by Benton November 15, 2004

dry bagel

Two people having sex with clothes on. AKA Dry humping.

We were dry bageling all night, no fluids were exchanged.

by becky April 12, 2005

Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.

What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.

by The Deele Real December 26, 2009