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Building a colonel

The act of making a cigarette by collecting leftover tobacco from discarded cigarettes found on the street, usually done by true nicotine addicts.
I had no cigarettes that day, so I ended up building a Colonel.
by Freddy So Sure August 7, 2025
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Build-a-Beared

This is an informal method of explaining the mummification method used on Franz Xaver Sidler von Roffenogg, the "aristocratic parish vicar" of St Thomas am Blasenstein in the 1700s. In 2025, a CT scan was taken of the mummy, and it determined that the Vicar was embalmed by having materials like wood chips and a variety of cloth inserted into his abdominal cavity via his rectum. This is reminiscent to how Build-a-Bear toys are stuffed with fiber.
Once thought to be a "natural" or "air-dried" mummy, turns out Franz was was Build-a-Beared.
by way out words June 27, 2025
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Build a bear stitch

The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.
Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!
by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021
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Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..
Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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Leeds college of building

Leeds college of building is a prison looking brick building where all your dreams come true. The college is full of scratters who are on bursery and all go out for break every 10 mins for a puff on some red cherry ice elf bar. Joinery is a popular option for those with minimal gcses and so is painting and decorating the staff are wonderful when the students aren’t around and the building is due to be demolished on the next windy day some of the girls are meh that attend here. The college smells like my grandads slippers and it get cleaned once every 2 years if they can be arsed. I’ve shat out tuffet shits that the walls that hold up this college.
I’m in leeds college of building get me out of here.
by Nattybattyboy06 September 30, 2023
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Enkai’s build and kill

IHATEFAGGOTS11: hey do you play on enkai’s build and kill?
saneperson1233: hang yourself
by kinkydong69 April 8, 2022
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im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh

means they wanna have seggs
person 1: im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh
person 2: oh so you wanna get in bed?

person 1: ohhh yeaaa
by izzy_145 July 13, 2022
mugGet the im jus trynna build a clothing rack smhmug.

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