Asenovgrad cheese poridge

A sexual act where a man eats his smegma off of his partner's liquid fecal matter

"Are you hungry for our Asenovgrad cheese poridge?"

by QmbolskaGrozdova March 17, 2026

Ascension of Jean

On March 23, at Castle Gulch Colorado, a real place in the mountains, a feminine totem commemorating Jean DeSimone is illuminated by a reflection of the sun. Jean had a liquid burial there, and her teeth (along with seashells revealing recursive Bernoulli spiral, or spira mirabilis) come out of the ground each spring. These teeth can be used as talismans to suck on when one is pulled over for a traffic violation.

That Ascension of Jean totem made the Realtors, Yuppies and Lawyers so scared that they had to call a tow truck to skedaddle down to Boulder where their wretched kind are tolerated.

by Alcee Hastings March 21, 2026

ApTena

Temporary cessation of breathing when Tena is not there.
Typically happens every weekend.

I am in a state of apTena whenever she is not around.

by Feelsduckinggreat March 29, 2025

Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.

My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!

by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Aspen.mp4

beta-male who slightly favors arab men over their own partner

Hamza: “But aspen…you have a girlfriend!”
Aspen.mp4: It’s okay Hamza! You’re arab so it’s okay!”

by socrocny June 29, 2025

Ascendnot

1:A person of the same blood who disrespect their elders or parents.

2: A person who's delusional towards there elders or parents of the same blood.

You have been an Ascendnot towards me and your family.

by Leo l July 18, 2025

Ascendant-Lord

The Ascendant Lord is the mysterious leader of the Ascendant Order. He can first be encountered within the Abhain Chapel crypts. Of Knights and Knaves : Investigate the missing ships. Escape from Amenos : Travel to Amenos in search of survivors. To Catch a Magus : Track down the Ascendant Magus.

She thought it was Dark Souls.. I rose to Ascendant-Lord and schooled her ass

by divineproportion October 1, 2025