Asshole

A boyfriend who made his very nice, beautiful, and sexy girlfriend cry for his selfish reasons

Brennen is such and asshole (girlfriend in tears)

by ￦¥§μ¬Г[]θ¤θ©{%=÷§~¿¡^￦ July 8, 2015

asshole

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet

I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0

by grand theft motto April 7, 2013

Asshole

1. A living, breathing human version of a butthole or a.k.a. people who irritate you or cause you emotional distress because they're so stupid or an ass

1. Gosh, that bully is such an asshole. I cannot stand him

by 🅲🅰🅼🅰🆁🅸 April 21, 2016

asshole

stupid guy that talks to you when you're alone and ignores you in front of his older, more 'popular' friends.
fuck him

asshole: hey whats up? how are you..
you: im good, you? :

10 minutes later...

you: hey wassup?
asshole with other friends: walks right bye..

by ihateboys March 5, 2009

assholed

The process of fucking someone in the ass.

"The other day I assholed this girl"

by john poopsack March 24, 2008

Assholic

a person or entity that does something in a very asshole like manner. This usually causes people to get very angry, resulting in possible violent outcomes.

Person 1: *punches person 2 for no reason*
person 2: *passes out*
person 2's girlfriend: "that was an assholic thing to do!" *claws face of person 1*

judge: i order you to cease and desist the assholic behavior toward the defendant!!

by Winter Charm June 18, 2009

Asshole

The pure and exact description of a cat

Wow I love playing with my asshole.

by Ninjacringa January 8, 2015