1. A fucking idiot. Pathetic, arrogant, ruthless, annoying piece of shit. Somebody who had better not have been born. Just punch them right in the face if you meet them. I once hit a hammer right in the asshole's dirty fucking ass(mouth), and I felt like having the best time of my life for a moment looking at the hot blood streaming down the chin. Of cource, I was caught by the police, but it was worth it. He never dared try to get near me after I got out of jail and started going to school again(I was a student!). Ha!
2. The second best place where my penis feels at home(females only). I once pretended to mistake the hole and pounded my dick on my girlfriend's ass, and she said it felt pleasure like a lightning striking through her body. You don't even have to wear a condom, because there's no need to worry about becoming a daddy. Let's not talk about STDs, though.
3. Where shit comes out.
2. The second best place where my penis feels at home(females only). I once pretended to mistake the hole and pounded my dick on my girlfriend's ass, and she said it felt pleasure like a lightning striking through her body. You don't even have to wear a condom, because there's no need to worry about becoming a daddy. Let's not talk about STDs, though.
3. Where shit comes out.
1. Roger: D'you know that the asshole got beaten up by Rey and is now at the hospital waiting for an operation? Reyleigh's currently at the police station.
Gavan: What did he do?
Roger: I dunno..maybe stabbed him with a knife? He always had it when he went out..but there's no doubt he's done a great job.
Gavan: Let's have a big party when he gets out of jail!
Roger: Yeah, lets have an orgy!
Cathy: I can't wait!
2. Rey: Hey Cathy, let's fuck without using condom. I don't feel like putting them on today.
Cathy: Well, fine, but then you'll have to put your dick into the asshole, then.
Rey: Yeah.(Putting dick into vagina and start pounding her in a very hard way)
Cathy: Hey...oh,oh,oh
*8 hours later*
Rey: Cathy, I'm coming!( For the 16th time)
Cathy: Oh, oh...me too!
Both: Yeess!
*1 month later*
Docter: You have a baby, Cathy. Who did this?
Cathy: Uh..my boyfriend?
Doctor: Hey, you're supposed to not do that while I'm paying your school fee! Now I have to fuck you!
Cathy: Hurry up and fuck me. My pussy's tired of waiting.
Doctor: HERE I GO!
Cathy: Ahhhh!
3. Roger: Hey, what's up?
Cathy: Right now my asshole's spitting out shit, so will you please get out of the bathroom? It's a girls-
Roger: What the fuck are you saying? It's a boy's bathroom!
Cathy: Wha-? Ah, fuck. I mistook again. Sorry for that. I thought it was strange, look at this strange-shaped urinal!
Roger: You pooed on a urinal?! How attractive! Let's have sex!
Cathy: Why not?
Gavan: What did he do?
Roger: I dunno..maybe stabbed him with a knife? He always had it when he went out..but there's no doubt he's done a great job.
Gavan: Let's have a big party when he gets out of jail!
Roger: Yeah, lets have an orgy!
Cathy: I can't wait!
2. Rey: Hey Cathy, let's fuck without using condom. I don't feel like putting them on today.
Cathy: Well, fine, but then you'll have to put your dick into the asshole, then.
Rey: Yeah.(Putting dick into vagina and start pounding her in a very hard way)
Cathy: Hey...oh,oh,oh
*8 hours later*
Rey: Cathy, I'm coming!( For the 16th time)
Cathy: Oh, oh...me too!
Both: Yeess!
*1 month later*
Docter: You have a baby, Cathy. Who did this?
Cathy: Uh..my boyfriend?
Doctor: Hey, you're supposed to not do that while I'm paying your school fee! Now I have to fuck you!
Cathy: Hurry up and fuck me. My pussy's tired of waiting.
Doctor: HERE I GO!
Cathy: Ahhhh!
3. Roger: Hey, what's up?
Cathy: Right now my asshole's spitting out shit, so will you please get out of the bathroom? It's a girls-
Roger: What the fuck are you saying? It's a boy's bathroom!
Cathy: Wha-? Ah, fuck. I mistook again. Sorry for that. I thought it was strange, look at this strange-shaped urinal!
Roger: You pooed on a urinal?! How attractive! Let's have sex!
Cathy: Why not?
by charlie peter June 10, 2020
Get the Assholemug. by ohnobaby April 7, 2016
Get the assholemug. by ￦¥§μ¬Г[]θ¤θ©{%=÷§~¿¡^￦ July 8, 2015
Get the Assholemug. stupid guy that talks to you when you're alone and ignores you in front of his older, more 'popular' friends.
fuck him
fuck him
asshole: hey whats up? how are you..
you: im good, you? :
10 minutes later...
you: hey wassup?
asshole with other friends: walks right bye..
you: im good, you? :
10 minutes later...
you: hey wassup?
asshole with other friends: walks right bye..
by ihateboys March 5, 2009
Get the assholemug. "The other day I assholed this girl"
by john poopsack March 24, 2008
Get the assholedmug. a person or entity that does something in a very asshole like manner. This usually causes people to get very angry, resulting in possible violent outcomes.
Person 1: *punches person 2 for no reason*
person 2: *passes out*
person 2's girlfriend: "that was an assholic thing to do!" *claws face of person 1*
judge: i order you to cease and desist the assholic behavior toward the defendant!!
person 2: *passes out*
person 2's girlfriend: "that was an assholic thing to do!" *claws face of person 1*
judge: i order you to cease and desist the assholic behavior toward the defendant!!
by Winter Charm June 18, 2009
Get the Assholicmug. by poisonIvy August 30, 2017
Get the assholemug.