asian parent

Asian parents consume themselves with getting their child into an Ivy League, compare their child to other children, and/or act strictly toward their children. For example, asian parents typically sign their children up for summer school without their child's knowledge or consent, only to tell their children the day before that they must attend the summer school that they were signed up for. They are characterized but not limited to parents of asian descent.

Scott: "Sorry I could not see that movie yesterday. My parents made me stay home because they were scared I was going to party too much. Instead, they made me stay home and work on my Harvard application for eight hours."
Jeff: "Wow. Too bad you have asian parents. We had a great time yesterday."

by nauyknt August 31, 2005

Asian Glow

A precieved phenomenon in which a person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption. Most commonly occuring in those of asian decent, it is the release of histamines to fight the alchohol (poison) that causes the redness. If an antihistimineis taken prior to the consumption, the redness is replaced with swelling in those with allergic reactions.

After one drink Brad gets the Asian Glow.

by Brian February 1, 2005

asian nigga

an asian dat sometimes can say the word nigga and dresses cool lie a normal black person would.

if u see a asian nigga dont reject him its yo brotha and also dont jump him if he says da Nword

by johnnhhnr May 16, 2006

first asian

Rite of passage for all men. First time they engage in intercourse with an asian woman

We gotta celebrate. Had my first asian last night

by Dirty Deezz May 29, 2010

Asian People

The smartest race in the world, they fall into many categories for example, you have smart nerdy asian, dumbass cool asian, and normal asians. They all have 5 ninja death stars strapped to their belt buckles, and they all have samurai swords strapped to their back. They can whip out the sword in 0.3738921 seconds and cut your stupid fucking head off.
Not to be fucked with.
Many people underestimate the size of the asian cock, the truth is, asian's keep their cocks folded atleast 100 times. The actual size of an asian's penis is unknown depending on how many times the asian folds it. The only known information that we have gathered is the average size of a half folded asian cock is about 72 inches.

Example 1:

Person 1: I hate asian people
Asian: WTF you talkin about bitch! HIYAH!
*Whips sword out in 0.3738921 seconds*
Person 1: I'm sorry man
*Person 1's head gets cut off*
Asian: Now I'm guna go fold my penis :D

Example 2:

Asian: I'm bored I'm guna go fold my penis :D

Example 3:
(Scenario: In changeroom, after basketball practise)
White Guy(Only made the team as a water boy): Hey asian, why is your dick wrinkly?
Asian: Oh i have to go unfold it now
White Guy(Only made the team as a water boy): WTF do you mean? You fold your cock?
Asian: I have to fold it because if i didn't then everyone on the court would be tripping.

by Asian person July 12, 2006

Asian hottie

Sena Ayanami

Google Sena Ayanami she is such an asian hottie!

by dks0 July 12, 2009

Asian Contagion

A strong attraction to Asian women. It may be either short lived or a chronic condition.

That bar last night gave me the Asian Contagion. That place was Thai heaven!

by TheRealCubert December 24, 2009