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Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.
Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024
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Arabian Chandelier

The act of taking an image whilst squatting naked over the camera in order to fully expose one’s penis, scrotum and balls included as well as a clear unobstructed view of one’s anus and where applicable rectum.
A Man used an Arabian Chandelier in order to court a female on dating apps
by Poefadder November 30, 2024
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Arabian secrete cave entrance

When your partner lifts up your scrotum and proceeds to lick your butthole
Hey honey, can you give me an Arabian secrete cave entrance before bed?
by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024
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Arabian Etch a Sketch

The act of turning your dad’s thermostat to 100f and proceeding to have sex with your girl in your sweltering Arabian desert bedroom. When you are about to conclude, you stand up and start preforming a swaying motion with your dick and concluding across your partner, making it seem like you etch a sketched all over your partner. The removal process is to vigorously shake your partner.
“Randy gave me the Arabian etch a sketch last night, things got heated”
by lukedanc October 29, 2019
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Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion

First invented by the great Zabeeblebooble al-Shabib Poopaloompa as a forbidden medical practice in 2374 B.C. and passed down through word of mouth alone, the Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion is a highly advanced form of intercourse that is also classified as an act of terrorism.
To perform, one must first acquire a pipe bomb and fill it with pickled seaweed. It is important that the seaweed has aged for at least 9 days and has never been touched by a virgin. Soak the pipe bomb in a jar filled with a mixture of horse diarrhea and your own sperm for 15 minutes, then place the jar on the stove and cook until medium rare. The mixture should be a neon guacamole green by this point. Remove the pipe bomb from the jar and gently shove it up the anus of your partner/sworn enemy who has lots of juicy hemorrhoids. Detonate the pipe bomb by chanting the new version of the alphabet song ten times fast (this is most effective with a large group of choir students.) Upon detonation, the bomb should implode and create a singularity inside your victim's asshole. This is your cue to begin vigorously molesting the asshole with a long object, preferably a rolling pin. Continue molesting until the singularity unravels, causing an orgasmic explosion that eradicates all hemorrhoids within a 100-mile radius by displacing them into the atmosphere so that they rain down hours later on unsuspecting homeless people and their stolen shopping carts.
I gave Fred an Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion, he is now wheelchair-bound and can only eat drink own greasy shart juice for the rest of his life
by beepboop mcdoopydoo July 19, 2025
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Arabian Boggle

When two or more people take turns poking each other in the eye with their dicks, until someone gives up. The winners then jizz on a piece of Naan bread that the loser eats. It was invented during the crusades and gained a resurgence during the GWOT.
I think Osama is using performance enhancing drugs, he never loses a round of Arabian Boggle.
by FrankAsstle July 24, 2025
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arabian blanket party

the act of having sex in a piss covered blanket.
honey, i need to piss, do you want to have an arabian blanket party?
by bratwurst99 August 16, 2025
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