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Dash Anxiety

the fear of your genuine human writing being flagged as constructed by AI because of your stylistic preferences for dashes- it's a struggle with every email and hyphen.
I accidentally used a dash in my email to a VC- now she thinks I sent her an automated email blast! I have dash anxiety!
by 869somethingsomethingfine October 10, 2025
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Playlist Anxiety

The feeling of anxiousness/embarrassment of others hearing your music playlist, due to the randomness or content of said playlist. Often felt by non-misicians or pop music fans in the presence of the musically inclined.
Johnny's mother felt playlist anxiety when driving his rock band to their next gig as "My Humps" began blaring over the car speakers.
by Big_Kev November 3, 2025
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anxiety vicious cycle

The anxiety that is paradoxically caused by your fears about the return of your anxiety
I tried to relax, but the anxiety vicious cycle kicked in again; worrying about my anxiety just made it worse!
by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025
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Anxiety

No. It isn't a manifestation of the mind. It's a thing you're doing deliberately.
Hym "And that anxiety bullshit sounds like it's downstream a Dr. JeepJorp's nonsense."

A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"

Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Anxiety

Can be used when talking about an ugly high pony.
"is this high pony cute or is it giving anxiety?"
by I love akito August 2, 2024
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Anxiety

The song that you hope is Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye, but its actually that fuckass song by Doechii.
Me: *hears the beginning of Somebody That I Used To Know* oh wow this song is kewl i sure hope its not that one doechii song
*12 seconds later*
Doechii: AnXiEtY kEeP oN tRyInG mE
Me: AW HELL NAH NOT ANXIETY BY DOECHII WTF!!!!1!!1!1 *dies*
by BreadedEds June 13, 2025
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Node Anxiety

The general sense of unease followed by intense sweating and nausea when checking your ETCPOW nodes.
Oh crap, I've got a serious case of Node Anxiety rn bro.
by Crypto Punter December 7, 2023
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