ALONDRA IS A FAT FUCKING PIG LOVES MCCHICKEN SANDWICHES AT MCDONALDS AND WILL FUCKING RUIN YOUR LIFE
by Tmanoof1man2man3man November 20, 2023
Get the Alondra mug.Alondra is the dumbest motherfucker on this fucking planet. She says the dumbest a human has ever heard. She is also God-forsakenly short and has a new crush every fucking week. She can't put together a fucking sentence but kicks everyone's ass in Word Bites, how ironic. If you have an Alondra in your life, get rid of her, please, for your own fucking good.
Person 1: Who is that girl talking out of her ass?
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
by mustangwhore December 1, 2024
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"IS THAT THE ALMODENA"
by Makyleigh March 16, 2024
Get the Almodena mug.Alondra means helper and defender of mankind they are an independent with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn't think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is not.but she is not Very Forgiven If you do something to her, she will never forget or forgive you. She would think about it constantly, and seek revenge.. But she’s super loyal At first, she won’t look social , but after a few times, she will show you how loyal and funny she is
Person one: Hey
Alondra:hey
Two weeks later
Alondra: hi girl how you doing
Person one:good you how you been
Alondra:hey
Two weeks later
Alondra: hi girl how you doing
Person one:good you how you been
by Greencar19 August 11, 2024
Get the Alondra mug.Alondra means helper and defender of mankind they are an independent with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn't think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is not.but she is not Very Forgiven If you do something to her, she will never forget or forgive you. She would think about it constantly, and seek revenge.. But she’s super loyal. At first, she won’t look social likable, but after a few times, she will show you how loyal and funny she is
Person one:hi
Alondra:hi
Two weeks later
Alondra: How are you doing? Wanna hang out?
Person one: for sure hanging out with you a
Is So fun
Alondra:hi
Two weeks later
Alondra: How are you doing? Wanna hang out?
Person one: for sure hanging out with you a
Is So fun
by Greencar19 August 11, 2024
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by Amushroomisinamushymudmoution May 31, 2024
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Big Al ( Alrondin McMorris)
One of the realest.
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One of the realest.
Big Al is cute as Hell.
Big Al is cool as Fuck.
I know Big Al doesn't steal.
Big Al has a Nice Dick.
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