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Alondra is the dumbest motherfucker on this fucking planet. She says the dumbest a human has ever heard. She is also God-forsakenly short and has a new crush every fucking week. She can't put together a fucking sentence but kicks everyone's ass in Word Bites, how ironic. If you have an Alondra in your life, get rid of her, please, for your own fucking good.
Person 1: Who is that girl talking out of her ass?
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
by mustangwhore December 1, 2024
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