by allieisnotcool April 17, 2019

2nd grader Allison who does not associate herself with commoner Allies of this world, thus she embarks on a journey to rebrand herself. She spends months traveling to discover her new self, commiting to a monk lifestyle in the mountains of Tibet. After a lifetime of experience and wisdom that would place her directly to 5th grade, Allison has unlocked a new chapter in her life, which is that of Ally.
by Starship Enterprise November 24, 2021

by Nars Boi! May 5, 2018

allie is very pretty and has beautiful huge eyes that i love i wish i had her body and she likes boys from texas that play baseball but she has a lot of friends and is super funny and never fake to u she doesn’t have boyfriends she only has hoes but she cute or whateva
by apahcn August 28, 2019

A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021

the part of san diego that will never amount to anything.
AG is the shittiest place ever.
AG kids think they're so cool,
when in reality,
they're all nothing but a bunch of pussies
who have nothing better to do than complain about SC.
SC will always be better than AG,
and thats something those little pussy AG kids are going to have to accept.
AG is the shittiest place ever.
AG kids think they're so cool,
when in reality,
they're all nothing but a bunch of pussies
who have nothing better to do than complain about SC.
SC will always be better than AG,
and thats something those little pussy AG kids are going to have to accept.
Allied Gardens kid #1-man. we're such pussies. we wont even go to SC even though we say we're gonna kick their asses all the time.
Allied Gardens kid #2-i know man. too bad when we DO go to SC, we get murdered in every fight, cause we cant fight for shit.
BOTH kids;we're such pussies.
Allied Gardens kid #2-i know man. too bad when we DO go to SC, we get murdered in every fight, cause we cant fight for shit.
BOTH kids;we're such pussies.
by katoes. October 15, 2008

It's what happens when you see Probably the most beautiful girl in the entire world. You should probably go get yourself an allie maione. You won't regret it
by McDoubleQtrPounder September 24, 2011
