A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
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Get the Ally catching mug.A totally cool girl who is super fun and awesome if you just get to know her! She has a good sense of humor, and tends to laugh when a situation isn't good. She is someone you want in you're life because she will stick through you through thick and thin if you respect and pay attention to her. She seem pretty quiet, but she doesn't take shit from anyone. She'd rather be alone than with people who take her for granted and aren't interested in knowing how special she is.
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AG is the shittiest place ever.
AG kids think they're so cool,
when in reality,
they're all nothing but a bunch of pussies
who have nothing better to do than complain about SC.
SC will always be better than AG,
and thats something those little pussy AG kids are going to have to accept.
AG is the shittiest place ever.
AG kids think they're so cool,
when in reality,
they're all nothing but a bunch of pussies
who have nothing better to do than complain about SC.
SC will always be better than AG,
and thats something those little pussy AG kids are going to have to accept.
Allied Gardens kid #1-man. we're such pussies. we wont even go to SC even though we say we're gonna kick their asses all the time.
Allied Gardens kid #2-i know man. too bad when we DO go to SC, we get murdered in every fight, cause we cant fight for shit.
BOTH kids;we're such pussies.
Allied Gardens kid #2-i know man. too bad when we DO go to SC, we get murdered in every fight, cause we cant fight for shit.
BOTH kids;we're such pussies.
by katoes. October 15, 2008
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